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here are some of my favorite Chuck Norris facts. Some of you may have heard of the Chuck Norris Facts website. If not, you should have. Shame on you. Get with the program. Anyway, here are some of my favorites:

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse-kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to
turn their cell phone off.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.

Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Fourty seven times.

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til
what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

The best part of waking up, is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Hahahaha. ah yes. that was hilarious. Such fun, such fun.......

Tomorrow is the last day of work for me. Shelley is already out of school. We'll be heading to Hermiston, OR bright and early Thanksgiving day. I can't wait. It's going to be a really fun to drive.

Woo! Excitement! woo!